Sunday, July 20, 2008

Beyonce Gets New Melons!


What do super stars start demanding when they have everything money can buy? The wonderful, weird and downright obscene!

Jay Z's imagination must have kicked into overdrive on the long flight to Nigeria for the Africa Rising festival last week.

Rumours have surfaced that Jay demanded a watermelon carved in the shape of wife Beyonce's boobies to be displayed in his hotel room where he was staying ahead of his performance at the festival.

A source told the Mirror: "One giant watermelon was split in two and ornately carved into a mould of Beyonce's boobs.

"Two cherries were used as nipples."

Say what? Wonder if the scultor got a molding of B's actual chest puppies?

Jay Z may be a little over ambitious. Cantaloupes maybe, but watermelons...um no. We're talking Beyonce, not Pamela Anderson!

Okay Jay, we get it. You're a super star and can request anything you little heart desires, but isn't this a tad disturbing?

But Jay's not alone; some celebrities may as well have a twisted competition to see who can demand the most outrageous rider (personal requests for their dressing rooms). Check these demands out; makes a bowl of green M&M's seem downright lame!

Eminem requires a PlayStation for video games, ping-pong table, basketball hoop, giant flat-screen TV, personal masseur and "whatever kind of fast-food exists on the continent."

Rod Stewart refuses to tolerate any light in the hotel room for his afternoon nap. He sends a special "darkening" team to the hotel in advance to seal all cracks. And he asks for 13 soccer balls.

Mariah Carey demands that her hotel suite be fitted with gold faucets. A new toilet seat must be installed before her arrival. Her own bed linens are delivered in advance. Both Carey and her dog bathe only in French mineral water but when the pooch can't accompany her, she requests a basket of puppies and kittens to pet.

Jennifer Lopez's suite must be painted and furnished completely in white, with white lilies and white roses, her favorite flowers. White candles prominently placed, preferably with Paris perfume, "Diptyque." Her sheets must be of Egyptian cotton with a thread count of at least 250. Room temperature set at exactly 25.5 degrees Celsius."

Marilyn Manson must always have the air-conditioning always on full. He also requests Haribo gummi bears, Doritos, Microwave popcorn, a bottle of Absinthe and a toothless bald hooker to wash it all down.

For P Diddy, hygiene is of the utmost importance. The star demands 204 towels, 20 bars of soap, a boom box, bouquets of white flowers, cheddar cheese and sour-cream chips and a $300,000 bullet-proof Maybach. Also requested are two bottles each of Hennessy Cognac, Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio, Verve Clicquot, Dom Perignon, and Grey Goose vodka. We're surprised Diddy can stand up by the time he gets on stage!

Don't vex Jay Z, you still take the cake with your watermelon ta ta's!

By Penny Newton

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